Friday, October 30, 2020

The Readers of Broken Wheel Recommend

In a world filled with tension and violence and sickness it's encouraging to discover that fine storytelling is alive and well.  And boy is this ever fine storytelling.

I present to you The Readers of Broken Wheel Recommend.


Don't be fooled by the named Broken Wheel, which could only ever be the moniker of a podunk little Idaho town, because this book is actually set in a podunk little Iowa town.  Our first indication that here, friends, we are dealing with an author who is not afraid to push boundaries!  Take her searing anti-racial prejudice in casting a solitary black dude who mutely cowers throughout 99% of the story as the grocery store attendent.

As a religious woman myself I was struck dumb by her firm, historically rooted understanding of Christianity.  She wrote not one, but two characters that essentially embodied the faith - Some Guy Who's A Minister In Some Church And Gets Bossed Around By A Bossy Church Lady (SGWAMISCAGBABABCL) was one of the most beautiful portrayals of a life devoted to others that I've ever come across, but the true brilliance has to go to Caroline, the Woman Who Contained Every Christian Stereotype and who, in the end, throws away everything she believes in, with absolutely no consequences in sight, in order to embrace Some Random Stunning 25yo Biosexual Fellow She Met On A Bench.  I cannot even imagine what sorts of depths it was necessary to plumb in order to find dialogue that reads: "I'm old".  I just...words fail me.

George, who turns into an alcoholic and then very successfully cures himself of the disease of alcoholism and then falls off the wagon with a bottle of illegally brewed hooch from under the counter of shotgun-toting Grace the hamburger attendent while walking all night in a cornfield but is cured again, this time with a shower, represents, of course, the Fall of Mankind.

But lest you think the masterpiece strays too far in the direction of the traditional, our author skillfully handles the topic of gay marriage by giving us two gay characters who do absolutely nothing in the whole book except crack jokes and make fancy drinks for everyone and, in one devastating moment, look at each other when the word 'marriage' is mentioned.

Which brings us, of course, to Sara and Tom, our Romeo and Juliet.  Tom is, like many of the men in this town of approximately 124 people, movie-star gorgeous, but has no interest in women because of a deep seated undefined hurt that can only truly be addressed by meeting Sara, an incredibly dull bookstore attendent from Sweden who comes to Broken Wheel in a very logical and believable series of events involving the spontaneous, unforseeable death of Amy, who was in love with John, the black grocery store attendent, who wouldn't marry her because of racial tensions he experienced in the South as a young boy.  Whew.

Tom loves Sara, but he cannot tell her this because reasons, and Sara loves Tom, but cannot tell him this because she's just a lowly Swedish bookstore clerk and could never be loved by a handsome man from Iowa, but with the quirky help of the town of misfits they manage, in the course of a week to entirely circumvent the US immigration authorities and arrange a sham marriage which, in a surprise ending no one could EVER foresee (spoiler, guys....)

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was NOT illegal because they REALLY DID LOVE EACH OTHER.

If you aren't sobbing, I mean really truly in agony over the end of this book, then I don't know what to tell you except that there is also a bookstore stocked with people's leftover paperbacks and Sara both is and is not in charge of it, sort of, and somehow it is wildly successful and Sara always has the perfect book for someone even though the shelves should theoretically contain nothing but cookbooks and old Harlequin romances, and also she manages to get accounts with distributors and starts receiving boxes of new releases although she doesn't own the store and it is only stocking used books.

Also there's a dance.

Monday, October 12, 2020

Videos and a new app for us!

We've been using the YouTube Kids App recently as an addition to our homeschool and we're really liking it!  Here's how we've incorporated it into our days.

The app is loaded on only one device, so it's easier for me to keep track of who is doing school.  I have an account set up for the 6yo and 8yo, and a separate one for the 10yo.  I have gone into the parent settings and switched the app to not show any video suggestions for the children, and instead I individually add videos to their playlists.  The app also allows me to set a timer but so far I haven't used that function.  There are no ads and no in-app purchases that I've noticed.


Thursday, October 1, 2020

The School Day - Thursday, October 1st, 2020

Students: 10yo (Grade 5-ish), 8yo (Grade 3-ish), 6yo (Grade 1-ish).

The first thing you'll likely notice is that our definition of 'school' is pretty vague and flexible.  Take heart; you're probably doing more than you realize.  All three of my students are fairly independent, and our house is a constant hive of activity so I'm going to attempt to tell what was happening during the day but keep in mind it was all swirled together and didn't happen in as linear a fashion as it appears.

The 10yo and I started the week 4 unit of Chemistry for the Logic Stage.  We're loving this program and it dovetails perfectly with the boy's interests.  Today was experiment day, so we gathered a variety of materials and tested to see if they held any of the four attributes of a metal - conductivity, malleability, magnetism and lustre.  After we'd hooked up our materials to a circuit, pounded them with a hammer, held a horseshoe magnet to them and looked at them against a lightbulb, he wrote our his experiment notes and read about metals, poor metals, semi-metals and non-metals in the Smithsonian Science Visual Encyclopedia.  I can't recommend it highly enough for little science lovers.  In the meantime the 6yo read a few Frog and Toad stories aloud to grandma, and the 8yo read chapter 6 of Anne of Green Gables, narrated the chapter to me, and then answered her two questions in her literature study guide.  I gave her the Oxford Can. Dictionary and she looked up her vocabulary words and copied them out.

I am taking an intensive university-level grammar course right now, so I spent time throughout this printing off work.  The 6yo finished her reading aloud and brought out art supplies and started crafting.  As the girls finished their work they helped Grandma fold and put away laundry and and then sat with her to watch tv.

The 8yo asked me a question about dinosaurs which led to me reading this article from BBC Earth to her and the 10yo.  The 10yo suggested that an efficient way to estimate dinosaur weight from footprints would be to measure the depth of the print.  The 8yo wondered if the length of the neck influenced the pitch of a vocalisation.  Everyone disappeared to watch the show Oh, Baby (all about baby animals) and we had to interrupt it to Google pictures of baby squid.

Which turned into watching youtube videos about metals.  Here's one on crushing tungsten steel, which we discovered today is the hardest metal.  And here is one on making a ball out of tinfoil. And another ball out of tinfoil.

I had to go to the store with my mother in law so my husband sat with the children while they read.  This is what the 10yo read...

  
When I got back we did history.  We wanted to learn about Samuel de Champlain, which was fascinating.  I read from several books about him, and we ended up taking down the globe to talk about latitude and longitude, astrolabes, astronomy, the Latin word 'astro', native peoples, etc.  We looked up astrolabes from the Canadian Museum of History to see what they looked like.

It was 3pm by this point, so the 6yo helped Grandma cut up butternut squash and the 8yo set the timer and did her free reading.  She's working through Owls in the Family by Farley Mowat.  The 10yo took apart and rebuilt a gear box from a solar powered robot that hadn't been working properly but stopped in order to get the lasagna in the oven and then went back to whatever he was doing with that gear.  When the 8yo finished I logged her into Prodigy math and she got to play while I went to my chiropractor appointment.

I got home and made some tea and played a few rounds of an addition/subtraction dice game with the two youngest.

And by then it was about 5pm and any 'formal' school, such as it is, was done.