Showing posts with label Holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Holidays. Show all posts

Sunday, December 26, 2021

December 26th

It's Dec. 26th, so I suppose it's acceptable at this point to reflect on the challenge I set myself to read 100 books this year. To cut right to the chase - I have not succeeded in doing this. I think I may be in the mid-90s, mind you, but I have not read 100 yet. WILL IT HAPPEN? Stay tuned.

Christmas this year is also strange. No tree (no room in our small apt.) no decorations (all still in storage) no family gatherings (Covid) and no 'usual things' like a Christmas eve service, an Advent wreath, or a walk to see the lights (mostly because I'm working so much that nothing else fits in our spare time) means that it felt just like every other day. I imagine it was an authentic 'non christian' Christmas, actually. All distilled to a dead bird and some wrapped sundries and the funny stories of our rude or elderly relatives.

We've added a hamster to the menangerie, which now consists of two adults, three children, an 18yo cat, a standard poodle, and a small, tyrannical rodent named Peaches. Peaches likes to poop on everything, and pee especially on me. Charming creature, really, and the absolute apple of his mistress' 7yo eye.

And finally, here are some pictures of the sky:

Monday, December 23, 2019

O Emmanuel



O Emmanuel, our king and our lawgiver,
the hope of the nations and their Saviour:
Come and save us, O Lord our God.


Sunday, December 22, 2019

O Rex Gentium



O King of the nations, and their desire,
the cornerstone making both one:
Come and save the human race,
which you fashioned from clay.


Saturday, December 21, 2019

O Oriens



O Morning Star,
splendour of light eternal and sun of righteousness:
Come and enlighten those who dwell in darkness and the shadow of death.


Friday, December 20, 2019

O Clavis David



O Key of David and sceptre of the House of Israel;
you open and no one can shut;
you shut and no one can open:
Come and lead the prisoners from the prison house,
those who dwell in darkness and the shadow of death.


Thursday, December 19, 2019

O Radix Jesse



O Root of Jesse, standing as a sign among the peoples;
before you kings will shut their mouths,
to you the nations will make their prayer:
Come and deliver us, and delay no longer.


Wednesday, December 18, 2019

O Adonai



O Adonai, and leader of the House of Israel,
who appeared to Moses in the fire of the burning bush
and gave him the law on Sinai:
Come and redeem us with an outstretched arm.


Tuesday, December 17, 2019

O Sapientia



O Wisdom, coming forth from the mouth of the Most High,
reaching from one end to the other,
mightily and sweetly ordering all things:
Come and teach us the way of prudence.


Monday, December 2, 2019

Honest to Goodness Real Gifts My Kids Have Loved

After having written that silly Amazon post all about stuff that looks stupid and you should not buy, I felt bad.  So here's a post about gifts my kids have actually recieved, and which they have loved and used!  All different price points.  All pictures from Amazon unless otherwise mentioned.


Calico Critters.  So adorable.  This tuxedo cat family lives in our dollhouse now.  The clothes come off as well, which is nice for redressing and making little outfits.


I was surprised by how many charms you could make from this kit.  The instructions were easy to follow and the clay never really dried out as long as you kept it in a Ziploc between uses.


Nice, sturdy magnet.  Picks things up.  What would one write about a magnet?


A graphic novel in the vein of Guardians of Ga'Hoole, or Warriors, or maybe Redwall.  Animal warriors.  There is a whole series.


Magical, wonderful amazing mats.  The pictures are drawn only in water and the pen only works on the mat.  You draw it, it dries and disappears, you draw again.  They fold up, too, so you can take it wherever.


Nice sparkly sequined pillows.  Draw things on it and annoy your siblings.

I'm sad that we are past this age now.  The age of playing with water pads.  These were great in the car, though.  Come in all different themes for the picky people in your house.  Melissa and Doug is always a good bet, I find.


Fun to make, if a little frustrating.  Well, it was frustrating for me, at least.  The 8 year old had no problems.


Bright, cheerful mug.  I don't own a dishwasher so I can't speak to its longevity, but with handwashing it has held up pretty well.  The girls like having 'their own' mugs for hot chocolate.  Or just to argue about, really.  It's nice to have a hobby.



Djeco really makes the nicest art kits.  The markers lasted very well and the pictures were cute.  I think there might have been only one we didn't like.


Good, basic first telescope.  Comes with two different lenses.  Let's you see craters on the moon and also into birds' nests.


Big Mouth brand inflatable tubes come in all different styles.  We have the doughnut.  It is awesome.  Slide the hill in breakneck speed and make everyone gasp...but do it in style.


Sparkly, glittery wand filled with water and...stuff.  I don't know.  Very glittery.

Very big hit.  What can I say?  We're comic fans.


These Dover paper dolls come in all different styles.  We have these knights, but there are historical costumes from across cultures and ages.  They come pre-coloured, which I like.


Jellycat stuffed animals are super soft.  And they come in nice, traditional animal shapes, like the rabbit above, and also in crazy stuffies - like a bowl of sushi.  A bit pricey (I think this rabbit was $30?) but hold up super well.  And can be washed.


Hape tea set.  All wood, even has a tea bag.  The tray is a bit too small to carry everything at once, but it has withstood heavy use so I'm recommending it.


Sushi Go!  Fun new family card game to add to the roster.  The idea is to play in three quick rounds, and it is a very 'fair' game - no one is going to feel like their hand is 'better' than anyone's else.  Not a lot of crying in the playing of this game, which I love.


We like this puzzle company because the pictures are bright and colourful, the puzzles are not ridiculously hard, and the pieces are very well constructed.


Mechanimals.  Weird little vehicles which, when they drive over a special Mech Card, turn into little warrior action figure things.  Actually, it looks pretty cool when they do it.  The 9yo spent a lot of time playing with these.


Has some creepy bits, so probably for 8yo and up.  Creepy like 'monster in the basement and monster kidnaps mom and kids have to withstand peril to save her in a fantasy world' kind of creepy.  Great series, though.  We waited breathlessly for #8 to come out.  Well, some of us waited breathlessly at least.


There you go!  A list!

Sunday, November 24, 2019

Absolutely Hilarious Things from Amazon To (Please Not) Buy Your Children For Christmas

I am currently spending all my free time trying to buy some blasted Christmas presents on the interweb.  So I have seen a L.O.T. of stupid kids' toys.  And if I have to suffer through the intellectual downfall of humanity, I'm taking you with me.

Caveats!  You know the drill.

1)  It's all from Amazon and I don't want to continue to write the word 'Amazon' so I'm telling you now.

2) These are funny because...well, you either get it or you don't.  Don't tell me how you bought this thing and actually it is a wonderful gift.  Please.

It's always nice to start out the list with a little mild autopsy.  I like how there's no attempt to make any of this look even sort of accurate, too.  "Just dangle those kidneys there, Barney.  Who cares!"


Ah yes, the undead.  Classic gift.  With a parasol and a fishtail ballgown at that.  Wait, and top hat!


I actually have no idea what the heck this is.  Sort of Jem and the Holograms meets a unicorn?


I just really liked how someone painted happy little faces on this toy.  Can you imagine the mental state of the person whose job this is?


It's....EVIL ELSA.


From the description: 

"Become the owner of your very own screaming goat with this desktop companion. Press the tree stump button to hear the high-pitched bleats that caused the screaming goat sensation to go viral. Kit also includes a 32-page illustrated book of fun facts and trivia about these famed farm animals."


I swear.  I just.  I mean.


Although surely it's a one time gross game right OH MY GAHHHHHHHH


DOES a unicorn poop out genies and squirrels?  This is what you end up asking yourself at 2am.



That teapot be like "Just put me out of my misery"


Not terrifying at all!  Perfect for all ages!


What...HAHAHAHA...What is happening with this TOWEL?